Last night I went and saw Spiderman at 12:01 (not to be confused with the suckers who had to see it at 12:05 or 12:10). I decided it would be appropriate to wear the "I laugh at Comic Book Guy when he starts spouting random superhero factoids during the previews of fantasy action movies...but I know exactly what he's talking about" I don't know if the phrase was too long, or comic book people feel uncomfortable talking to other people, but no one commented.
All was not lost. I did make the realization that evil spiderman/black spiderman has an uncanny resemblance to a mix between a young Hitler and Conor Oberst from Bright Eyes.
